I LOVE this....

Air travel gets less tedious with every little step forward.....

WiFi and VoIP in the sky: "Plane manufacturer Boeing announced today that it has certified the hotspots in certain plans to work with notebooks containing Intel's Centrino chip bundle. Certification essentially..."

(Via News.blog: PCs (CNET News.com).)

I was Tagged.....

1. YOUR REAL NAME:

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.)
Sarizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:(fav color and fav animal)
Red Dragon

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, and current street)
Jayne North

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Baesa

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink).
Gold Mojito

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name)
Aajhruy

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(parents middle names)
Betty Marbert

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Vertigo

Top 10 Reasons Why E-mail is Like a Penis

10. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off.

9. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.

8. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.

7. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.

6. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun.

5. If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.

4. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.

3. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.

2. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.

And the #1 reason E-mail is like a penis…

1. If you play with it too much, you'll go blind.

Nelson Mandela joke

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a ittle Japanese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,

"You Sign! You sign!"

Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Japanese man starts to yell louder,

"You Sign! You sign!"

Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.

The next day he hears a knock at the door again.

When he opens it, the little Japanese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,

"You sign! You sign!"

Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Japanese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!"

Then he slams the door in his face again.

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little Japanese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,

"You sign! You sign!"

Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him: "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand?

You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"

The little Japanese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:

(It's a beauty)...

(wait for it)...

(Get your best Japanese accent ready)......

"You not Nissan Main Deala?"